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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak
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 Posted - 2006-10-05 : 17:41:04
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http://thedailywtf.com/forums/thread/94634.aspxJust skip the indented part about the job listings.  |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2006-10-05 : 17:53:23
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| I for one welcome our new HiddenNetwork overlords.Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join
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Posted - 2006-10-09 : 10:00:50
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Originally posted by Merkin
I for one welcome our new HiddenNetwork overlords.Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
Classic !- Jeff |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
30421 Posts |
Posted - 2006-10-09 : 10:17:36
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I did what he did, printedquote:
Drill Sergeant: Holy God! Private Pyle! What is this in your table definition?Private Pyle: Sir, it is a varchar(8000) field, Sir!Drill Sergeant: And are you allowed to have varchar(8000) fields in your table definitions, Private Pyle?Private Pyle: Sir, no Sir!Drill Sergeant: Why is that Private Pyle?Private Pyle: Sir, because my tables are too wide, Sir!Drill Sergeant: Because your tables are disgusting fatbodies!
and stapled to the wall...Peter LarssonHelsingborg, Sweden |
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