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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2006-06-20 : 08:41:24

I blame it all on underwriters Laboratory, If they had not gone around and made everything so safe for the idiots (warning label not to use blow dryer in the bathtub) the Darwin effect would have killed most of them off before puberty and before they managed to reproduce. I have also noticed that it seems that the lower the IQ of the individuals the more kids they have (present company is obviously exempt from this observation).
It’s a conspiracy I tell ya, they are like a like a plague TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Brett where is the tequila!!!!!!!!!!

Vent over I feel better now……..

Jim
Users <> Logic

RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

3608 Posts

Posted - 2006-06-20 : 12:35:18

Having a good day at work?

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2006-06-20 : 13:23:55

Nothing a few grenades would not solve.

A few managers started to change the schedules for their buddies that come in late so they will not get attendance points. IE change start time from 6:00 to 6:12.

These idiots don’t even have the smarts to figure out that if you try to cheat the attendance system I will find out about it since all table changes are logged. Not to mention I created a query to find all schedules that are not on the full hour.

I don’t give a crap who is under your desk slurping, DONT MESS WITH MY SOFTWARE.

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