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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 13:47:33
quote:

If the administrator needs to delete user, she must first delete this object or change its owner...



i've seen this in more than one place in bol 2k5 now...
is this MS's push for more women dba's?

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 14:10:15
Maybe those instructions apply only to women DBA's.




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MichaelP
Jedi Yak

2489 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 15:32:38
There is but one DBA, and her name is Tara.
Apparently, MS has discovered this and written their docs to reflect this.

:)

Michael

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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 15:35:03
quote:
Originally posted by MichaelP

There is but one DBA, and her name is Tara.
Apparently, MS has discovered this and written their docs to reflect this.

:)

Michael





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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 16:20:53
quote:

MS is pleased to recognize Tara Kizer as the new 2005 BOL documentation lead for the sql group.



Not!


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MichaelP
Jedi Yak

2489 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 16:30:04
All your BOL are belong to Tara!

Michael

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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 16:36:27
quote:
Originally posted by MichaelP

All your BOL are belong to Tara!

Michael

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Somebody seriously set us up the bomb!


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eyechart
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3575 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 16:43:38
quote:
Originally posted by MichaelP

All your BOL are belong to Tara!

Michael



I, for one, welcome our new BOL overlords.



-ec

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 16:56:48
quote:
Originally posted by MichaelP
All your BOL are belong to Tara!



For great justice!





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MichaelP
Jedi Yak

2489 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-27 : 18:42:04
1. Change dba gender references in the BOL to female.
2. ???
3. Profit!!

Michael

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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-28 : 04:49:17
quote:
All your BOL are belong to Tara!


Sounds like BUL to me


steve

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-01 : 19:53:46
quote:
Originally posted by MichaelP

There is but one DBA, and her name is Tara.
Apparently, MS has discovered this and written their docs to reflect this.

:)

Michael

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I for one welcome our almighty SQL Goddess



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-01 : 19:55:39
....overlords...

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-01 : 19:56:39
What's the feminine of overlord?

overdutchess?

I'd like to be over......never mind



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-01 : 19:57:49
and yes, these are purely selfish posts

test

fish?



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MichaelP
Jedi Yak

2489 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-01 : 20:04:04
[code]
UPDATE PostCount SET
PostCount = COALESCE(PostCount, 0) + 1,
LastPostDate = GetDate()
WHERE Username = 'michaelp'
[/code]

Michael


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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-02 : 03:21:26
quote:
What's the feminine of overlord?


Surely Overlady

steve

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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-02 : 06:59:02
As a tiddler I was asked what the wife of a Knight was called.

Apparently I said a Knight-Mare !

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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

4110 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-02 : 09:41:55
so we assume the knight was gay?

mare=male horse?

quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

As a tiddler I was asked what the wife of a Knight was called.

Apparently I said a Knight-Mare !

Kristen



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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-02 : 09:49:16
mare = female horse

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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

4110 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-02 : 09:55:51


i knew i shouldn't have skipped that class in biology

quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

mare = female horse

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow



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