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SQL Gigolo hits a Grand!!

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 11:30:39

Justin,

Congrats...

A grand, is that how much you charge the ladies?

Brett

8-)

Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 11:34:47

Another old school SQLTeam-er finally hits the 1000 mark.

CONGRATULATIONS JUSTIN

Damian

JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo

1157 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 11:35:34

Thanks

quote:

A grand, is that how much you charge the ladies?

Depends on the lady

Justin

"Contrary to its syntax GETDATE() still leaves you alone on Friday night."

Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 11:38:48

As soon as he can afford the engagement ring the he-bitch-man-whoring will stop

Damian

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 12:17:51

Congratulations Justin!

Tara

chadmat
The Chadinator

1974 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 13:55:28

C'Mon RRB, this poem should be easy. Just think "I'm Justin Bigelow" (Just a Gigilo).

Congrats Justin!

-Chad

http://www.clrsoft.com

Software built for the Common Language Runtime.

mohdowais
Sheikh of Yak Knowledge

1456 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 14:24:34

Hey Justin...you took a long time coming, but it's the journey that counts, right?

CONGRATULATIONS, DUDE!

Stick around and help us!!

Owais

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 14:30:36

Congrats Justin !!!!!

Jim
Users <> Logic

jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

7423 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-03 : 18:27:46

Way to go, SQL Gigilo!

- Jeff

Tim
Starting Member

392 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 03:00:05

justin, did you hear about the constipated DBA?

The size of his logs caused lengthy backups.

Nazim
A custom title

1408 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 04:48:50

CONGRATS JUSTIN!!

Keep more of your pearls comming

-------------------------
What lies behind you and what lies ahead of you are small matters compared to what lies within you.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Andraax
Aged Yak Warrior

790 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 07:01:33

Congrats Justin... I would have a beer in your honor, but I don't know how to do it (still after 500 posts...)

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 12:11:08

quote:

Congratulations Justin!

Tara

Kalle,

Does this give you any ideas?

Brett

8-)

Andraax
Aged Yak Warrior

790 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 12:45:19

Hmm... Image tag? They're not "smileys" then?

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 13:09:52

Just wonder how many more there are out there and how to "make" one?

Brett

8-)

mohdowais
Sheikh of Yak Knowledge

1456 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 13:20:42

quote:

Hmm... Image tag? They're not "smileys" then?

Oh no, they aren't

. Just [ beer ] for

and [ chug ] for

Cheers!!

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 13:45:10

[star] [moon] [sun]

[sql] [doooh] [sex]

[meat]

[bigbeer] [biggerbeer] [biggestbeer]

[shot] [guiness] [heineken] [becks] [bourbon] [whiskey]

[pig] [cat] [dog] [chiken] [rooster]

[queen] [king] [prince] [sql warrior princess] [window washer]

[dbussy] [merkin] [graz] [robvolk] [nr] [page47]

[slug] [scrub] [moron] [mananger] [notice how they go together]

[apples] [peaches] [pumpkin pie]

[evil empire] [bill gates] [blue screen of death]

Brett

8-)

Edited by - x002548 on 06/06/2003 08:38:35

Edited by - x002548 on 06/06/2003 08:38:56

SamC
White Water Yakist

3467 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 17:18:02

CONGRATULATIONS JUSTIN

nr
SQLTeam MVY

12543 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-04 : 17:26:25

Congratulations.
unlucky 13th?

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Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.
DTS can be used in a similar way.
Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy.

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-06-05 : 11:19:33