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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2012-02-06 : 08:56:35
DBA walks into a bar and asks for a job.
When the woman behind the bar finds out he's a DBA she says:

"I can't have a DBA in here. All of you are weird. The last one claimed he could reorganize tables, improve our view, and was used to working with servers. But halfway through the interview he started claiming that my form wasn't normal and I had to kick him out."




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What color do you want that database?

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2012-02-06 : 09:07:14
LOL


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2012-02-06 : 17:59:29
"That's what she said"

Brett

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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2012-02-07 : 13:43:04
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

"That's what she said"

Brett



What.... that your not normal?

Jim
Users <> Logic
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2012-02-13 : 10:54:07
Please don't state the obvious



Brett

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