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WJHamel
Aged Yak Warrior

651 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-08 : 16:53:48
Someone needs to commission a study to find the incidence of Alzheimer's disease in elderly DBA's.

Seriously, it's not even Friday yet and my brain hurts.

I'll bet the farm that the incidence is wicked low.

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-08 : 16:57:13
Moved your topic to the social forum.

Tara Kizer
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WJHamel
Aged Yak Warrior

651 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-08 : 16:58:50
Thanks. didn't even know this forum was here.
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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

5072 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-08 : 19:40:16
What were you saying again?
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-09 : 03:39:05
"didn't even know this forum was here"

Priceless!
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

15732 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-09 : 06:52:53
quote:
Originally posted by WJHamel

Thanks. didn't even know this forum was here.
That's usually the first sign.
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

8781 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-09 : 07:40:01
I can't understand the hype about hm... Wisenheimer.


No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-09 : 13:16:48
I Was..... going to say something but I forgot what.




("I like sound of two bricks being bashed together")

("My Brain hurts too")

Jim
Users <> Logic
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2167 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-13 : 08:46:41
Perhaps it would help to smash your brains out with a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick?


http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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Transact Charlie
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3451 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-14 : 09:05:36
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork

Perhaps it would help to smash your brains out with a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick?


http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp



Sounds good.

Same space/time as last time?

See you in approximately 5 - 6 billion years. You can get the first round in.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/101027-science-space-universe-end-of-time-multiverse-inflation/

Charlie
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2011-12-22 : 14:17:18
"I Like to bang 2 Brick together..."

Is it 5:00 yet?

Brett

8-)

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