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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 05:19:53
"I am creating a database for a bank with 300 branches and I don't know where to start"

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149295

SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 05:47:17
He's almost as clueless as this one
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149262


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GilaMonster
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

4507 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 05:49:35
Oh, he posted here too. Guess he didn't like the comments he got over at SSC: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic975128-1292-1.aspx

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GilaMonster
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

4507 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 05:57:36
How about this one:

What's Isolation level? I think it's a form of High Availability. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic975480-146-1.aspx

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GilaMonster
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

4507 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 05:58:30
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

He's almost as clueless as this one
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149262 height="1" noshade id="quote">


I'm not sure what to call that, other than severely frustrating.

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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

15732 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 07:54:54
quote:
I'm not sure what to call that, other than severely frustrating.
C'mon Gail, let your inner drill instructor out!
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 10:06:56
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

He's almost as clueless as this one
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149262


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Trying to read that thread gave me a headache.

Does Babel Fish have clueless to English translation?





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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

3608 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 10:51:28
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

"I am creating a database for a bank with 300 branches and I don't know where to start"

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149295

I almost answered that earlier, but didn't know where to start and by the time i'd stopped giggling, i'd moved on..
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-26 : 12:23:30
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

"I am creating a database for a bank with 300 branches and I don't know where to start"

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149295


Probably a good candidate for this thread:
Not Even Stupid
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79305

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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-27 : 09:45:32
quote:
Originally posted by GilaMonster

I'm not sure what to call that, other than severely frustrating.
And he/she posted same original question AGAIN!
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149407

Custom title?
"Yak Amnesia"


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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-28 : 00:16:06
Peso - I am speechless. such patience!

elsasoft.org
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts
Posted - 2010-08-28 : 04:10:45
Thank you!

I've found the runner up, http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=149276


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