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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
 Posted - 2009-09-04 : 14:41:58
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You know you have taken Multitasking to the wrong level when your sitting on the toilet at work writing an E-mail. JimUsers <> Logic |
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TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
6065 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-04 : 15:07:49
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| If you have time to write an email from the toilet then you went in there too early.Be One with the OptimizerTG |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-07 : 09:03:38
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| that rules on so many levels!___________________________________________________________________________Causing trouble since 1980Blog: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenpSpeed up SSMS development: www.ssmstoolspack.com <- version 1.5 out! |
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
8781 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-07 : 09:16:46
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Ah! The spirit is still alive  He makes himself scarce.
No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die. |
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master
3608 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-07 : 09:22:02
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Originally posted by JimL
You know you have taken Multitasking to the wrong level when your sitting on the toilet at work writing an E-mail.JimUsers <> Logic
If you're that busy you feel the need to email on the job, you have seriously got your planning and delegation wrong. |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-07 : 09:28:12
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Absolutely agreed with Rick. You should work on the email and delegate someone else for the toilet job.
KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler] |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-07 : 09:31:10
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| the spirit is always present.silently yet determinately it wanders around in search of thrill. social life gets in the way ___________________________________________________________________________Causing trouble since 1980Blog: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenpSpeed up SSMS development: www.ssmstoolspack.com <- version 1.5 out! |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-07 : 19:35:19
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Originally posted by JimL
You know you have taken Multitasking to the wrong level when your sitting on the toilet at work writing an E-mail.JimUsers <> Logic
It's the perfect place for a conference call.CODO ERGO SUM |
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2886 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-07 : 20:33:18
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do I have to wash hands after visiting sqlteam now?
elsasoft.org |
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
8781 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-08 : 01:25:30
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always
No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die. |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-08 : 05:15:55
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don't forget Sanitizers
KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler] |
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2365 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-08 : 12:22:55
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| You are allowed to poop at your desk once now, to even things out.Go ahead. Let us know what happens...________________________________________________If it is not practically useful, then it is practically useless.________________________________________________ |
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rohitkumar
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
472 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-08 : 16:56:43
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| portable projectors are in, soon every phone will have a projector, camera they already have...you can have a video conference for a better visual experience |
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
8781 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-08 : 17:24:24
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main issue --> odorless (hope it is the right word)
No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die. |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-09 : 14:03:33
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If you're that busy you feel the need to email on the job, you have seriously got your planning and delegation wrong.
Is Getting an female intern to hold it for you while you e-mail, Sexual Herassment?JimUsers <> Logic |
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
8781 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-09 : 15:41:03
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Because of the necessity to use tweezers and females always keep that with them - no.In your case it is just a practicable method.wikipedia: Tweezers are tools used for picking up small objects that are not easily handled with the human hands.
No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die. |
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2886 Posts |
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2167 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-10 : 10:10:59
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| Remember girls, its NOT sexual harassment if he is datable... http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspxHow to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspxFor ultra basic questions, follow these links.http://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp |
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tosscrosby
Aged Yak Warrior
676 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-10 : 14:02:59
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quote:
Originally posted by webfred
wikipedia: Tweezers are tools used for picking up small objects that are not easily handled with the human hands.
Sounds like you have a personal problem to me!!!!Terry-- Procrastinate now! |
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
8781 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-10 : 14:58:00
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quote:
Originally posted by tosscrosby
quote:
Originally posted by webfred
wikipedia: Tweezers are tools used for picking up small objects that are not easily handled with the human hands.
Sounds like you have a personal problem to me!!!!Terry-- Procrastinate now!
WHY?  edit: do you mean that my post was too naughty?
No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die. |
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tosscrosby
Aged Yak Warrior
676 Posts |
Posted - 2009-09-10 : 15:07:49
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| Tweezers and small objects not easily handled with human hands (is there any other kind?) - mmppffftttt, sorry for laughing but think about that image for a second.....Maybe my mind is simply warped!Terry-- Procrastinate now! |
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