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Da_Retina
Posting Yak Master
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 Posted - 2002-02-05 : 09:23:10
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| My Title has changed to a YAK POSTING VETERAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..I think that this promotion deserves a celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!..BY THE WAY!...WHAT IS THE MAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A SQL YAK?..Salute to ALL!!..-----------------------------------------------If I am to do it...I will, and will do it fast. |
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Nazim
A custom title
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Posted - 2002-02-05 : 10:39:38
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Congrats Retina!Try Sharing your knowldege and help people and Promote Sqlteam as best as you can  quote:
WHAT IS THE MAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A SQL YAK?
--------------------------------------------------------------Dont Tell God how big your Problem is , Tell the Problem how Big your God isEdited by - Nazim on 02/05/2002 10:40:10 |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-05 : 12:50:22
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Congratulations DaRetina. Cheers!  A primary characteristic of a SQL Yak is a grand distaste for cursors. And a willingness to post about  even if you don't drink.--------------------------------There's a new General in town... |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-05 : 14:10:05
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| Congrats>> even if you don't drink.Don't understand - how can you be a dba without drinking beer?Surely you'd end up with caffeine poisoning.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-05 : 15:33:48
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Don't understand - how can you be a dba without drinking beer?Surely you'd end up with caffeine poisoning.
I've developed a high tolerance level for caffeine, especially when delivered via Coca Cola. Through in a Snickers bar, pizza or nachos, and I'm all set!--------------------------------There's a new General in town... |
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Da_Retina
Posting Yak Master
109 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-06 : 02:08:13
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Salute to All..Thanks for the congrats..Well,I dont drink but I will raise a toast to SQL...TO SQL!! ..I am raising my NESCAFE MUG!!..lol!!Salute Again...---------------------------------------------If I am to do it, I will and will do it fast! |
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izaltsman
A custom title
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Posted - 2002-02-06 : 08:40:53
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BY THE WAY!...WHAT IS THE MAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A SQL YAK?..
Well, according to nr (our most-respected yak expert), a SQL yak isn't supposed to moo, but should grunt instead...http://sqlteam.com/Forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11284 Congratulations!Edited by - izaltsman on 02/06/2002 08:41:09 |
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UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!....I AM A YAK!!!