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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-10-31 : 09:43:54

Vote for Pedro!

He has the nunchuku skills, cagefighting skills, bow staff skills, and computer hacking skills we need!

CODO ERGO SUM

RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

3608 Posts

Posted - 2008-10-31 : 09:56:46

After Bush, I guess whoever you get, it can't be any worse..

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-10-31 : 09:59:39

i'd vote for Obama... if nothing else so that Miss Alaska runnerup doesn't be "the Prez" after the McCain falls ill or something...
i do love her "interviews" though

BTW... Who's PEDRO?

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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 2008-10-31 : 10:19:41

quote:
[i]
BTW... Who's PEDRO?

You see, this is exactly the kind of thing we have come to expect from the liberal media. Stop it with all the "Gotcha Journalism", and just let Pedro get his message out to the people. ;-)

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-10-31 : 17:16:06

quote:
Originally posted by spirit1
...Who's PEDRO?...

http://www.vote-for-pedro.com/

Pedro offers you his protection.

CODO ERGO SUM

jaybee
Yak Posting Veteran

72 Posts

Posted - 2008-10-31 : 18:37:34

I agree with my fellows here, after 8 years of Bush I'm surprised I'm still alive. Really - when he was re-elected in '04 I didn't think I'd see 40.

The ghoulish thought of that bimbo Palin coming ANYWHERE near the White House fills me with despair. That McCain would put that airhead on his ticket - AND win votes as a result - makes my faith in the American electorate drop.

So my vote - if I were an American - goes square and sure with Obama. And my faith in the intellectual capacity of America rises when I think that only a few years ago, most of the nation wanted to torture and kill a man called oSama, yet here they are, about to put a (and YES, I've gotta say it!!) a black man called Obama in the White House...

:)

dinakar
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2507 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-02 : 14:27:10

quote:
Originally posted by jaybee

I agree with my fellows here, after 8 years of Bush I'm surprised I'm still alive. Really - when he was re-elected in '04 I didn't think I'd see 40.

The ghoulish thought of that bimbo Palin coming ANYWHERE near the White House fills me with despair. That McCain would put that airhead on his ticket - AND win votes as a result - makes my faith in the American electorate drop.

So my vote - if I were an American - goes square and sure with Obama. And my faith in the intellectual capacity of America rises when I think that only a few years ago, most of the nation wanted to torture and kill a man called oSama, yet here they are, about to put a (and YES, I've gotta say it!!) a black man called Obama in the White House...

:)

You are worried about Palin becoming VP.. Rumors are coming out she *could* be grooming for a presidential candidate in 2012!! I should seriously start planning to move to Canada if that happens...the lady seriously has NO idea about anything.. I could be a better candidate than her.. any given day..

Dinakar Nethi
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-02 : 23:21:53

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

CODO ERGO SUM

blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-03 : 10:53:46

quote:
Originally posted by dinakar

You are worried about Palin becoming VP.. Rumors are coming out she *could* be grooming for a presidential candidate in 2012!! I should seriously start planning to move to Canada if that happens...the lady seriously has NO idea about anything.. I could be a better candidate than her.. any given day..

I bet you can see Russia from Canada too. So the foreign policy experience would transfer perfectly.

If it is not practically useful, then it is practically useless.

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-03 : 11:46:52

anybody seen "who's nailin pailin"? hillarious!

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-03 : 12:26:02

quote:
Originally posted by blindman
...I bet you can see Russia from Canada...

I have my doubts about that, but I'm fairly sure you can see Canada from Alaska.

CODO ERGO SUM

SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-03 : 14:56:09

You know a country has problems when the stylist of the VP candidate has a higher salary than the President candicate foreign affairs protege.

E 12°55'05.63"
N 56°04'39.26"

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-04 : 12:16:54

He needs your vote today, so don't forget to Vote for Pedro!

CODO ERGO SUM

jimf
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2875 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-04 : 12:25:13

Give me a delicious bass and it's deal!

Jim

RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

3608 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-05 : 07:13:02

quote:
Originally posted by dinakar

You are worried about Palin becoming VP.. Rumors are coming out she *could* be grooming for a presidential candidate in 2012!! I should seriously start planning to move to Canada if that happens...the lady seriously has NO idea about anything.. I could be a better candidate than her.. any given day..

Dinakar Nethi
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Palin puts the alas in Alaska.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/alas

Guess Americans chose with the rest of the world this time around..

dinakar
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2507 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-06 : 12:47:59

>>Palin puts the alas in Alaska.

and she will be back in Alaska all mad. Like David Letterman says last night "I wouldnt want to be a moose in alaska now"

Dinakar Nethi
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-06 : 12:51:45

well she is going rouge and being a maverick all at the same time

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hanbingl
Aged Yak Warrior

652 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-06 : 14:04:17

quote:
Originally posted by Peso

You know a country has problems when the stylist of the VP candidate has a higher salary than the President candicate foreign affairs protege.

E 12°55'05.63"
N 56°04'39.26"

But the stylist is actually doing something...

sunsanvin
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1274 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-11 : 00:51:24

delete from whitehouse where president_name='bush'

Arnav
Even you learn 1%, Learn it with 100% confidence.

Stoad again
Posting Yak Master

240 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-13 : 10:56:38

BRAVO, AMERICA!
You are the BEST, in your sincerety.
And the only hope of our civilisation.
I admire you

Stoad again
Posting Yak Master

240 Posts

Posted - 2008-11-13 : 11:02:31

To be exact and honest : I consider Englishmen as very proud, arrogant, but stupid in the essence
They froze themselvelves in L. Carroll time and imagine about themselves

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