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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-02 : 04:47:50

I know a great joke about UDP, but I'm not sure you'll get it.

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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-02 : 10:05:15

Oh come on it's not that bad...

However here is another

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

3608 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-02 : 11:15:17

Ouch..

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-02 : 15:59:20

BTW elwoos, Y U NO COME TO SQLBITS?

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Doug G
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

331 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-02 : 22:49:40

quote:
I know a great joke about UDP, but I'm not sure you'll get it.

I kinda like this joke, but it's not worthy of a handshake!

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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-03 : 00:03:07

LOL

btw, Congrats on 2K

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PSamsig
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

384 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-03 : 14:47:55

I know a great IPv6 joke, but I just don’t think you’re ready for it.

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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

15732 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-03 : 16:55:18

I've got one about TCP packet delivery, but many would consider it out of order.

DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2167 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-04 : 06:33:51

Do you see a sign that says DNS?

Do you know WHY you don't see a sign that says DNS?

Cause Serving domain names isn't my *(#&*(@$ business, thats why!

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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2012-04-05 : 09:40:00

quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

BTW elwoos, Y U NO COME TO SQLBITS?

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