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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
 Posted - 2011-08-26 : 04:59:03
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Welcome back kristen, this poll is to determine why people think you have returned1) They let him out to make more space for rioters2) He had cruised round the world so many times he got dizzy3) The upgrade to his OS took considerably longer than expected4) He's finally finished building his next mansion6) Someone stole the copper to his exchange and it took that long to find some more to steal to replace it Steve-----------What color do you want that database? |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
30421 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:20:29
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Definitely 3.
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Transact Charlie
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
3451 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:24:45
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| 7) Kristen never left. He just posted under a number of different pseudonyms until the heat died down......Charlie===============================================================Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:51:56
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| Actually it was (5) |
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2167 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 08:34:39
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| I believe you when you say it was (5).Now, remind us again what 5 is? http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspxHow to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspxFor ultra basic questions, follow these links.http://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 09:55:44
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| 5 is the one after 4 (or before 6 if that's easier?) |
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak
15732 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 09:59:56
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| I think he's been working on an earthquake machine. The timing is too much of a coincidence. |
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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak
5072 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 10:59:42
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| 5. or 1 |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 11:15:11
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| Kristen is actually Joe Celko's civil and helpful alter ego, so since the mods banned Joe, he had no choice but to switch over to Kristen.CODO ERGO SUM |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 12:46:42
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| I keep hearing voices ... are they real? |
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Transact Charlie
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
3451 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 12:48:47
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| Come to think of it I can't remember Kristen posting much stuff when 'whitefang' was around also...........Charlie===============================================================Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
30421 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 17:24:20
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So Kristen's presence is a foresight to next generation WhiteFang?
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 19:41:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristen
I keep hearing voices ... are they real?
What is real ? What is not real ?Are you sure this is the real you or this is just another you ?Is this a reality or dream or dream of a dream.I think i need more sleep 
KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler] |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-26 : 19:43:13
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oh andWelcome Back Kristen 
KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler] |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-27 : 05:44:11
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| Sorry for slow response, I've just been busy on SQL Team in a parallel universe ... you won't believe my post-count over there ... but it did take a while to find a universe in which Visakh didn't exist ... I know there are an infinite number of universes where he doesn't exist, but I challenge you to find one ... |
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
8781 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-27 : 19:26:41
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No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die. |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-29 : 03:21:39
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Originally posted by webfred
No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
There is something wrong with the button. When I click on the LIKE button, my browser hang i have waited for hours and the page is the same. Please help 
KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler] |
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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak
5072 Posts |
Posted - 2011-08-29 : 07:49:55
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| You need to hit <alt> F4 |
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Friday poll - OMG kristen is back