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sodeep
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
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 Posted - 2008-08-18 : 16:58:28
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There will be keyboard designed only for SQL server:In QA:1)CTRL+what -Books online2)CTRL+del -Delete table (oops that's too eazy)Here is  one from Blindman:"SQL Server 2016 allows keyboard-triggers, which fire every time you make a keystroke. But these will become obsolete when seat-based triggers are implemented in SQL Server 2018, which will fire every time you sit your ass down in the chair. Finally, we will be able to implement fully derriere-compliant database applications!" |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2008-08-18 : 17:27:03
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| Those are just wrappers for .ASS methods, so you will be able to create stored procedures in any .ASS language.CODO ERGO SUM |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2008-08-19 : 04:52:29
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if you wish i can make you keyboard triggers now... for a fee  from which topic did you get this from?_______________________________________________Causing trouble since 1980Blog: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenpSpeed up SSMS development: www.ssmstoolspack.com <- version 1.0 out! |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
30421 Posts |
Posted - 2008-08-19 : 06:03:07
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http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=109016
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