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dinakar
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
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Posted - 2007-05-04 : 16:59:55
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert EinsteinThe brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you meet a beautiful girl .- Uzair SaitThe trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. JonesWe must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?- Jean CocturanIt matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin WeinbergLife is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems , but then again, neither does milk.Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.Forgive your enemies but remember their names.The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia !Dinakar NethiSQL Server MVP************************Life is short. Enjoy it.************************http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/dinakar/ |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-04 : 17:53:22
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funny einstein wasn't a genious for nothing _______________________________________________Causing trouble since 1980blog: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2886 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-04 : 18:21:54
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here's my favorite quote from a physicist:Physics is to mathematics as sex is to masturbation. --Richard Feynman www.elsasoft.org |
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dinakar
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2507 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-04 : 18:30:50
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quote: Originally posted by jezemine here's my favorite quote from a physicist:Physics is to mathematics as sex is to masturbation. --Richard Feynman www.elsasoft.org
Dinakar NethiSQL Server MVP************************Life is short. Enjoy it.************************http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/dinakar/ |
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Doug G
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
331 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-04 : 20:15:54
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Many of my favorite quotes are from this fellow -"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."--Mark Twain"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."--Mark Twain======Doug G====== |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-05 : 02:20:26
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"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you meet a beautiful girl .- Uzair Sait"reminds me of "Don't hit my brain its my second most favourite organ"Kristen |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-05 : 04:03:56
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<<reminds me of "Don't hit my brain its my second most favourite organ">>Your own quote? MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-05 : 04:37:10
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Yeah, but Woody Allen stole it from me for Sleeper! |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-05 : 07:59:23
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quote: Originally posted by Kristen Yeah, but Woody Allen stole it from me for Sleeper!
Well. Then what would be your first most favourite organ? MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-05 : 08:08:08
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quote: Originally posted by madhivanan
quote: Originally posted by Kristen Yeah, but Woody Allen stole it from me for Sleeper!
Well. Then what would be your first most favourite organ? MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail
The organ that is not available in his gender. KH |
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chiragkhabaria
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
1907 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-06 : 01:39:38
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Chiraghttp://chirikworld.blogspot.com/ |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-06 : 04:30:03
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Quiz : What is the largest organ in your body ? KH |
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2365 Posts |
Posted - 2007-05-06 : 09:24:00
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The skin.e4 d5 xd5 Nf6 |
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chiragkhabaria
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
1907 Posts |
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