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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
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 Posted - 2006-11-07 : 08:08:33
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This must surely be a bot [url]http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=25223[/url]. Just look at some of the posts - then look at this one [url]http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=73867[/url]Perhaps this is Kristen Mk 1  steve-----------Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on. |
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harsh_athalye
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
5581 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 08:29:38
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| LOL !!I totally agree. I specially like his response here [url]http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=73721[/url]I wish he continue his nutty responses some more time!Harsh AthalyeIndia."Nothing is Impossible" |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 08:52:27
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it's a bot alright  maybe someone's implementing an AI Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 09:11:22
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| "Perhaps this is Kristen Mk 1"Yeah, it wasn't very good, which is why I called it benjo ...... http://www.freedict.com/onldict/jap.html(You are trying Japanese to English, not the other way round, OK?!)Kristen |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 09:28:05
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| I thought about doing something that just says to read bol, give more information or give schemas.But I think people are already doing that.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.DTS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 10:03:40
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| I think I'll do "Please send more tuck!" |
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2365 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 11:19:07
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| His profundity hovers somewhere between a Chinese fortune cookie and a Magic Eight Ball.STAR SCHEMAS ARE NOT DATA WAREHOUSES! |
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SamC
White Water Yakist
3467 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 11:26:08
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| This is an intelligent thread.Harsh may be right again! |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 12:19:44
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Originally posted by blindmanSTAR SCHEMAS ARE NOT DATA WAREHOUSES!
A data warehouse is a big building where they keep all the old androids from sttng.A star schema is data about data which someone thinks is good.So I guess if you get some of the Androids and spin them around in a pleasing manner you will get a star schema.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.DTS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2167 Posts |
Posted - 2006-11-07 : 14:44:03
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| "So I guess if you get some of the Androids and spin them around in a pleasing manner you will get a star schema."No, you have to get them really juicy movie roles in Hollywood, and then win an Oscar for best actor. THEN you have a star schema. [Signature]For fast help, follow this link:http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspxLearn SQLhttp://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp |
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
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Posted - 2006-11-07 : 16:21:39
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Originally posted by nrA data warehouse is a big building where they keep all the old androids from sttng.A star schema is data about data which someone thinks is good.So I guess if you get some of the Androids and spin them around in a pleasing manner you will get a star schema.
I can tell that you are veteran of many of Kimball's seminars!STAR SCHEMAS ARE NOT DATA WAREHOUSES! |
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