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coolerbob
Aged Yak Warrior
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 Posted - 2006-05-30 : 08:21:40
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 08:23:41
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quilty of numbers:20, 14, 13, 12, 8, 1 Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  Blog thingie: [URL="http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp"] |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 09:00:08
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16,10,1  MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 09:05:37
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all of the above 
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak
15732 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 09:21:55
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| 1 is my mantra. |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 09:29:16
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| here's some for the DBA:1. it must be the firewall/network2. ask the developer3. pass me the connection string you used4. did you drop that database? it was there yesterday!5. you're not the only user to the server (complains program is slow) and besides you need to consider traffic, bandwidth, the weather,etc...and my number 1 solution to every developer's problem with enterprise manager... REFRESH --------------------keeping it simple... |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 09:49:04
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| "Not possible, we use an automated QA process" ... |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 10:08:26
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| Jen add this6 On Friday, you shouldnt test MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 10:25:59
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oh that's a policy maddy not an alibibut if you're aiming for a raise or promotion, creating a small disaster at around 4:30 pm will do wonders, then resolve it by 5:30 pmthe boss gets to enjoy his weekend knowing you saved it for him  --------------------keeping it simple... |
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coolerbob
Aged Yak Warrior
841 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 11:02:39
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| hmmmm, now there's an idea... |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 11:08:25
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Originally posted by jen
oh that's a policy maddy not an alibibut if you're aiming for a raise or promotion, creating a small disaster at around 4:30 pm will do wonders, then resolve it by 5:30 pmthe boss gets to enjoy his weekend knowing you saved it for him --------------------keeping it simple...
Good idea jenDid you try it ever?MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 11:54:35
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| More for the DBA version:“Try upgrading your client service pack.”"You’re using SQL 7.0. That problem is fixed in SQL 2000.”“You’re using SQL 2000. That problem is fixed in SQL 2005.”"Try it again."CODO ERGO SUM |
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Srinika
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
1378 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-30 : 16:52:16
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| Another to be added to the first listIts the previous programmer's (who resigned) code, makes that happenSrinika |
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chiragkhabaria
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
1907 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-31 : 01:37:23
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| Another one Programming was done based on the requirement specified. If Debugging is the process of removing Bugs then i Guess programming should be process of Adding them. |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-31 : 01:41:10
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| "Programming was done based on the requirement specified"Do you expect anyone here to believe that? Or were you referring to the revised specification - rewritten to match the product provided?? Kristen |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-31 : 01:42:40
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| or...the requirements were not clearly specified, you should try to be more specific next time... let me see what I can do for you --------------------keeping it simple... |
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chiragkhabaria
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
1907 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-31 : 02:05:38
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| Do you expect anyone here to believe thatWell, where i use to work previously it was quite a small organization of around 11 people so there anyone who is going to client for some update use to get any requirement and when the stuff doesnt work as intended.. so they use to say this..If Debugging is the process of removing Bugs then i Guess programming should be process of Adding them. |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-31 : 03:00:22
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| Don't forget Sun spots - they regularly cause all sorts of havoc on the computers heresteve-----------Oh, so they have internet on computers now! |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2006-05-31 : 04:49:24
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| ah memory lane...there's a bit of a drizzle, since the cables are all out in the open, this causes some latency, so you'll experience slow network connections --------------------keeping it simple... |
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PSamsig
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
384 Posts |
Posted - 2006-06-01 : 02:48:09
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| The programs I maintain never have bugs ... only inconviniences.-- This one's tricky. You have to use calculus and imaginary numbers for this. You know, eleventeen, thirty-twelve and all those. |
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cmdr_skywalker
Posting Yak Master
159 Posts |
Posted - 2006-06-05 : 20:54:23
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| 1. It's microswift! what do you expect?!2. I am not sure if it is the server or the dbms or something else.3. Check again or try it later and see if it comes back.4. Can you show me that error again? I cannot recreate it.5. Hmmm... I'll let the developers (or someone else) know about it.May the Almighty God bless us all! |
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