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Kristen
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 Posted - 2006-02-11 : 01:52:07
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| Did you see this one?http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=61440under2811: We are getting error shrinking tempdb every hourtara: Why are you shrinking tempdb?under2811: it is working fine for rest of the time but once or two days we getting this errortara: you should immediately stop shrinking the tempdb database every hourunder2811: we need to do this step every hourtara: You don't need to shrink itunder2811: can i enable my auto shrink option for tempdb...so that i will not run this job every hourtara: It is not recommended that you shrinkunder2811: Today we got the same error message after failing job...MS guy arrives in the thread ... interesting to see if he'll turn out to be DEAD WRONG too!Kristen |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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Posted - 2006-02-11 : 14:13:38
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| But I really want to jump off a bridge...No you probably don'tNo I really want tooIt could have an adverse affect on your healthBut I eat apples all day, so can anyone help me jump off a bridgeThere should be a Dr. around any moment so he can explain that it's not the fall, but the sudden stop that will effectively render your body unoperationalOK, I'll wait for him before I jumpWait, does anyone know what these errors I get from the police department for trespassing?These errors you are getting is because they are trying to prevent you from killing yourselfOK, so how do I jump off a bridge?Brett8-)Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this linkhttp://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspxAdd yourself!http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam |
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mmarovic
Aged Yak Warrior
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Posted - 2006-02-11 : 19:20:41
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| Uh, I've learned to post twice and give up. There were 5-6 such threads last week on two sites I am somewhat active. But the total ignorance in that thread was probably the worst.I have posters on the site I am more active on whos threads I open only by mistake. |
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Doug G
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
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Posted - 2006-02-11 : 22:46:43
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Reminded me of an old Emo Phillips joke (I'm not sure why  ):quote:
I was in San Fransisco once, walking along the Golden Gate Bridge, and I saw this guy on the bridge about to jump. So I thought I'd try to stall and detain him, long enough for me to put the film in. I said, "Don't jump!" and he turns... You've heard of the elephant man. He was kind of like that, he had a, well, you could say he had the head of a horse. And my heart went out to him. I said, "Why the long face?"He said, "'Cause all my life people have called me mean names like horses-head or Flicka or chess-piece or Trigger..."I said, "Well, don't worry about it, Ed. It can't be that bad."He said, "My girlfriend's suing me!"I said, "For palomino?"He said, "Why was I put on this Earth?"I said, "My friend, anywhere else you wouldn't stand a chance."He said, "Nobody loves me."I said, "God loves you, you silly ninny."He said, "How do you know there's a God?"I said, "Of course there's a God. Do you think that billions of years ago a bunch of molecules floating around at random could someday have had the sense of humor to make you look like that?"He said, "I do believe in God."I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"He said, "A Christian."I said, "Me too. Protestant or Catholic?"He said, "Protestant."I said, "Me too! What franchise?"He says, "Baptist."I said, "Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"He says, "Northern Baptist."I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"He says, "Northern Conservative Baptist."I say, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?"He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist."I say, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?"He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region."I say, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over!
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Kristen
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Posted - 2006-02-12 : 02:15:30
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Cracking up ...