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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-09 : 22:12:58

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=61370

Bill, Come on.

Tropical Yak Princess!

Go Luzon!

How About Red Horse Yak Beer Mogul

(Any relative in Cebu?)

Brett

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-09 : 22:30:55

Come on, who hasn't had Red Horse?

Brett

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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

4110 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 00:36:46

Hey Brett,

I haven't!

, is Red Horse available in other countries too??

Thanks for the... [what do you call this thingie?]

Not really sure if my ancestors have went all the way to cebu to 'go forth and multiply', but i might be the other end of the rope eh?

--------------------
keeping it simple...

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 03:58:59

"go forth and multiply"

That's strangely relational ...

mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 09:29:44

It's what happens when you accidentally have a cartesian join.

http://www.thedailywtf.com/forums/58458/ShowPost.aspx

Sometimes it happens all night long...

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 09:48:25

quote:
[i]Sometimes it happens all night long...

That happened more frequently before kids...

Brett

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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 13:35:28

I'm going to spice up my marriage tonight ...

"Darling, ever fancy trying a cartesian join?"

TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 14:22:28

>>I'm going to spice up my marriage tonight ...

>>"go forth and multiply"

sounds like you marriage is spiced up already, if you're going fourth who are the 1st 3?

Be One with the Optimizer
TG

rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

3279 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 17:13:35

quote:
Originally posted by X002548

quote:
[i]Sometimes it happens all night long...

That happened more frequently before kids...

kinda like going from

full merge join ... option(robust plan)

to

join ... option(fast 1)

__________
rockmoose

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-10 : 17:56:24

interesting how life can be expressed with sql

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-11 : 01:11:41

<BigChuckle!>

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-11 : 14:06:14

With this is an old one...but...

Kristen, after a few cocktails you could try a BULK INSERT

Brett

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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2006-02-12 : 02:17:52

I don't know why but that made me think of ...

There was a young fellow from Kent,
Who's Wick was exceedingly bent,
So save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming he went!

Kristen

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