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robvolk
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[code]FADE IN:EXT. - ALLEY - NIGHTWind blows leaves and paper around, lightning crackles. A ball of flame appears and fades, revealing a nude man, THE TERMINATOR. He stands up.EXT. - PHONE BOOTH - DAYTHE TERMINATOR opens the phone book and does a clustered index seek on scans the pages. He stops at SARAH CONNOR, 423 SEPULVEDA BLVD. APT 105.EXT. - 423 SEPULVEDA BLVD. - DAYTHE TERMINATOR knocks on the door of apartment 105. SARAH CONNOR opens the door. SARAH CONNOR Yes?THE TERMINATOR shoots her dead.FADE OUT.[/code]You can see how well my film schooling worked out and why I now work in computers.  Don't ask me how (or why) I came up with this idea. My original title was "If Skynet had (Composite) Primary Keys..."Imagine! |
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Terminator: Primary Keys (a screenplay)