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Jim77
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
440 Posts |
 Posted - 2007-01-24 : 10:31:39
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| What do you call a data analyst with a boil on his bum ?A data analcyst.. |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 11:24:56
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| Please post the good joke.CODO ERGO SUM |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 11:29:25
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 Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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Jim77
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
440 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 11:40:39
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| come on Michael I thought that was quiet funny for a home made one.There just no pleasing some people. |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 12:00:14
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| i see you didn't sense the sarcasm radiating from Michael's post Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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Jim77
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
440 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 12:57:23
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| I did I had a good chuckle with that reply. |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 13:37:25
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| Sounds like: http://www.photogs.com/bwworld/winogrand-hondajoke.html |
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Jim77
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
440 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 13:49:57
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| ahhh the old chinese proverb ones I know a bit of chinese myself its quiet easy really, here are some good ones :That's not right...Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?...Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me ASAP...Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man...Dum Gai Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach?...Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim?I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone...No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao? Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-24 : 18:14:46
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
Please post the good joke.
+1Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-25 : 00:36:05
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Originally posted by Jim77
come on Michael I thought that was quiet funny for a home made one.There just no pleasing some people.
When hecklers get more laughs than you, your jokes aren’t working.CODO ERGO SUM |
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Jim77
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
440 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-25 : 04:25:41
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| Tell me about it Michael thats why I never decided to join the circus. |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-25 : 04:28:25
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Damn! SQLTeam isn't the circus?Where are my pills Nurse?  |
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Jim77
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
440 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-25 : 04:29:20
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| But seeing as we are talking about a$$ how about this one ?What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer ?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.Ok no more jokes from me, that is it ! (I can hear the sighs of relief) |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-25 : 05:42:45
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crack dealer ? that sounds very familiar
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-25 : 23:12:34
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This has given a hole new meaning to crack dealer.
KH |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-26 : 04:09:57
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| Ah, this IS the circus. Hooray! |
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2886 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-26 : 16:57:14
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i heard one yesterday that made me laugh but it's dirty. I'll just give the question, you can try and guess the punchline.what does both tupperware and a walrus desire above all else?EDIT: what the hell. it's no worse then 77's above. answer: a tight seal.
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-27 : 03:27:31
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| Boy, that tupperware's got a mean seal! |
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Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General
1961 Posts |
Posted - 2007-01-27 : 05:07:59
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| Cladistic joke: Is Psittacidae pollyphyletic? |
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I made up a good joke