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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist

1983 Posts
Posted - 2006-07-31 : 14:38:13
"Math to Physics is what masturbation is to sex." -- R. Feynman

Then, what is Programming to Math?


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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts
Posted - 2006-07-31 : 16:46:52
orgy?



Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp
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TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts
Posted - 2006-07-31 : 17:20:13
To most mathematicians and physicists...masturbation is sex

EDIT:
I knew if I waited long enough I could make my 2000th post something special..I think I'll celebrate to night by doing some "math"

Be One with the Optimizer
TG
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Seventhnight
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2878 Posts
Posted - 2006-07-31 : 17:36:48
TG - excellent choice for 2000th post

Corey

Co-worker on children "...when I have children, I'm going to beat them. Not because their bad, but becuase I think it would be fun ..."
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts
Posted - 2006-07-31 : 17:38:54
You are prostituting post-padding!

Kristen
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts
Posted - 2006-07-31 : 18:13:19
Can someone complete this one?

SQLTeam is to ____________ what masturbation is to sex.





CODO ERGO SUM
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts
Posted - 2006-07-31 : 23:24:39
quote:
Originally posted by Stoad

"Math to Physics is what masturbation is to sex." -- R. Feynman

Then, what is Programming to Math?
Since it is produced for the consumption of others, I would say that "Programming is to Math as pornography is to sex."
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts
Posted - 2006-08-01 : 01:16:23
"SQLTeam is to ____________ what masturbation is to sex"

Well, I do seem to have been helping a lot of w*nkers recently
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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist

1983 Posts
Posted - 2006-08-01 : 02:10:55
SQLTeam is to Reading BOL what masturbation is to sex


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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist

1983 Posts
Posted - 2006-08-01 : 02:13:06
quote:
Originally posted by TG

To most mathematicians and physicists...masturbation is sex


For me even petting is sex!


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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist

1983 Posts
Posted - 2006-08-01 : 02:18:39
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

orgy?



Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp

orgy... of a mob of impotents?


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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts
Posted - 2006-08-01 : 03:14:09
quote:
SQLTeam is to ____________ what masturbation is to sex.


Surely the answer is obvious - Yaks!

steve

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Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on.
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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist

1983 Posts
Posted - 2006-08-01 : 06:18:48
quote:
Originally posted by elwoos

Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on.

Reminds me one popular here comic abbreviation of a quote from Lenin:

"It would be a fatal mistake to think..."


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