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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 08:55:38
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I know we have done this before but this just happened to meUser: [bursts through door] I need a disc, can you give me a disc please I need it nowMe: The blank CD's are hereUser: No I need a floppy discMe: We haven't bought floppy discs for about 2 yearsUser: well I have loads of them!Me; Well they weren't purchased from the IT budgetUser: Give me a CD, how do I use it? Is it the same as a floppy disc?Me: Not really, would you like me to do it for you now?User: Can't I do it? Will you show me how to do it?Me: I will show you, where is the file?User: It's in PowerPointMe: Is it still openUser: YesMe; Go and close it and let me know where you have saved itUser: ok [10 minutes later (don't forget this is urgent) the user returns]User: Have you done it?Me: You didn't tell me where you saved it, so I couldn't.User: Oh God this is urgentMe: Where did you save it?User: In PowerPointMe: Which drive did you save it on?User: PowerPointMe: Did you save it on the main drive that everyone can see or your personal oneUser: I don't think it was my driveMe: Show meShe had of course saved it on her personal drive, which is fine but she hadn't got the faintest idea what I was asking her.Am I really being harsh? Does anyone know where I can hire an Uzi for a few hours?steve-----------Oh, so they have internet on computers now! |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 09:03:07
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User : Computer doesnt workMe : Restart it(User switches off the monitor and switches on it)User : I did. But still same ProblemMadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 09:10:23
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would a well kept AK47 work for you?Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 10:18:57
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Madhi - that's hilariousSpirit - absolutely! (Don't worry I won't ask any questions)steve-----------Oh, so they have internet on computers now! |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 10:36:13
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meet me on main square in lyon, france on 25th of this month at noon.don't be late. bring 300 quid with you. you also get 3 magazines for that.Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
3279 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 11:11:37
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user: I can't export the crystal reports to excelme: It's supposed to work, how do you go about it?user: I rename the .rpt files to .xlsme: did you read the faq I gave you?user: Yes, it said with crystal reports it's possible export files to excel....me: did you follow the instructions?user: I could not find the buttonme: ....(that sounds plausible)....did you really expect that renaming the files would work?user: dunnome: how would you enter the period for the report if you rename the file?user: uh, dunnome: wtforangry stressed user: I cn't make sense of this report, can you please redo it!?me: higlight in red and make the bottom line figure red. mail back.user: thank you, it's much better now!oruser: I need the figures for this&thisme: for what time period?user: 20051206-20060228.... next dayuser: I need the figures for this&thisme: for what time period?user: 20060201-20060228.... two days lateruser: I need the figures for this&this.me: YOu know it's much easier if you specify the time period straight away!, what time period?user: 20060101-20060319.... next dayuser: I need the figures for this&this.me: main square lyon, I'll be there Mladen damn right! |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 11:36:33
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quote: Originally posted by elwoos I know we have done this before but this just happened to meUser: [bursts through door] I need a disc, can you give me a disc please I need it nowMe: The blank CD's are hereUser: No I need a floppy discMe: We haven't bought floppy discs for about 2 yearsUser: well I have loads of them!Me; Well they weren't purchased from the IT budgetUser: Give me a CD, how do I use it? Is it the same as a floppy disc?Me: Not really, would you like me to do it for you now?User: Can't I do it? Will you show me how to do it?Me: I will show you, where is the file?User: It's in PowerPointMe: Is it still openUser: YesMe; Go and close it and let me know where you have saved itUser: ok [10 minutes later (don't forget this is urgent) the user returns]User: Have you done it?Me: You didn't tell me where you saved it, so I couldn't.User: Oh God this is urgentMe: Where did you save it?User: In PowerPointMe: Which drive did you save it on?User: PowerPointMe: Did you save it on the main drive that everyone can see or your personal oneUser: I don't think it was my driveMe: Show meShe had of course saved it on her personal drive, which is fine but she hadn't got the faintest idea what I was asking her.Am I really being harsh? Does anyone know where I can hire an Uzi for a few hours?steve-----------Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
You just need to learn to handle the situation properly:User: [bursts through door] I need a disc, can you give me a disc please I need it now.Me: No.User: What will I do?Me: I don't know.User: [leaves in frustration]CODO ERGO SUM |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 11:50:11
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What I didn't say is that I have a colleague who sits at the other end of the office with his back to the door. She gave him a very odd look as she ran past as his shoulders were shaking and he had his hand over his mouth.steve-----------Oh, so they have internet on computers now! |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 13:40:37
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"bring 300 quid with you. you also get 3 magazines for that"The magazines had better be very VERY smutty for that price ... |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 13:44:33
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ok ok... i meant clips... jeez... Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 14:40:29
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Movie clips? Sounds better value ... |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 21:41:15
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user: i have a problemme: is it a server request?user: no but...me: send me an email and cc your manager/bossuser: err... ok...[user did not send the email and did not bother to ask] --------------------keeping it simple... |
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TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
6065 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 22:44:42
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sqlteam help desk:user: [bursts through door] I need a disc, can you give me a disc please I need it nowSteve: No problem, I've got a swiss army knife, I'll make one for you.user: no, that's ok, don't you just have one laying aroundKristen: heh heh...laying around...what color is your underwear... or...you going commando, aren't you?user: Look, I don't think that's appropriate. Please don't you just have a disk?MVJ: No disk for you! Get the hell out of here!...you're kind really makes me hurl.user: ok, you guys are crazy. I'm going to leave now.Mladen: <click> that's what you think...<bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam>Jen: miss?....miss?...well, no complaints. Problem solved.Maddy: Congratulations, Jen. Only 14 more and you'll have helped 1000 users!Be One with the OptimizerTG |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-20 : 22:51:27
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ROTLF KHChoice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-21 : 00:17:04
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rotflol, and this time it's not in my head... ha ha hayou guys are really funny! --------------------keeping it simple... |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-21 : 01:50:56
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TG, that was Funny really MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-21 : 01:53:22
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quote: Originally posted by khtan ROTLF KHChoice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant
Syntax ErrorThat should be ROTFL MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-21 : 05:39:55
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laugned my ass of... a moment of humor brilliance there TG, huh?bound to happen sooner or later Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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majkinetor
Yak Posting Veteran
55 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-21 : 05:55:43
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quote: User: [bursts through door] I need a disc, can you give me a disc please I need it now.Me: No.User: What will I do?Me: I don't know.User: [leaves in frustration]
excelent advice....I bet you didn't ever hear for this one:me: delete the icon from the desktop .she-user: whole ? |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-21 : 07:42:45
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quote: Originally posted by madhivanan
quote: Originally posted by khtan ROTLF KHChoice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant
Syntax ErrorThat should be ROTFL MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail
This is too funny. I just can't stop laughing when i post it KHChoice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant |
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eyechart
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
3575 Posts |
Posted - 2006-03-21 : 14:40:18
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quote: Originally posted by TGKristen: heh heh...laying around...what color is your underwear... or...you going commando, aren't you?
that was hilarious.-ec |
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