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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-11 : 00:20:47
I found this script for yet another major Hollywood spectacular about DBAs on a fan web site.


Scene 47, a conference room:

CIO: It puts the upgrade in. It does whatever it’s told.

DBA: Please I haven't seen my family for 5 weekends. Whatever you want, I'll do, just let me have this weekend off.

CIO: It puts the upgrade in or else it gets no raise again.
[to his Project Leader, Precious]
CIO: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It’ll get no raise!

DBA: Okay... okay... okay. If you let me have this weekend off, I'll work double shifts next week!

CIO: Now it puts the upgrade in.

DBA: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

CIO: It puts the upgrade in.

DBA: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...

CIO: Put the frigging upgrade in!

DBA: [weeps]





CODO ERGO SUM

TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2006-03-11 : 10:29:48
hahaha
I take it you're working this weekend, Michael?

did anyone see the Family Guy scene where Stuey comes accross the girl in the well and references that scene? Quick but funny!

Be One with the Optimizer
TG
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