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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-09 : 15:32:35
Warning impending rant!!

What happened to the good old days?
You know when natural selection played a big part in the gene pool and stupid people got themselves killed before they could reproduce.

I just had a user leave a floppy disk in and reboot, getting of course the non-system disk error.....
He could not figure out how to follow the instructions on the screen.
Worse this 35 year old has a masters from IU.

He has already had kids
so having him castrated will serve no purpose other than the perverse enjoyment I might get out of cutting his ball off.




Jim
Users <> Logic

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-09 : 15:50:16
What's even more astonishing is that he uses floppy disks still!

I've got 3 flash drives, totalling 2GB. Isn't that the standard now?

Tara Kizer
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TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-09 : 15:56:04
Was it a 3-1/2 or 5-1/4?

Be One with the Optimizer
TG
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-09 : 15:59:41
quote:
Originally posted by JimL

Warning impending rant!!

What happened to the good old days?
You know when natural selection played a big part in the gene pool and stupid people got themselves killed before they could reproduce.




Anyone still get the Darwin awards by email?


quote:

What's even more astonishing is that he uses floppy disks still!




We still use Cassette tapes

Tara, do you know what paper tape is?




Brett

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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-09 : 16:02:15
quote:

Tara, do you know what paper tape is?



Nope. I am much too young to know about that.

Tara Kizer
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-10 : 02:46:20
I remember punchcards - they were fun


steve

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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-10 : 08:17:09
"Was it a 3-1/2 or 5-1/4?"

What? You don't remember 8"? That's back when "Men were men and ..."

Kristen
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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

7423 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-10 : 08:34:16
I remember thinking that a 3.5" disk was a "hard disk", since it had the hard case. How could it be a floppy, like the 5 1/4" ?

I had to take apart my home PC the other day to put in a new CPU fan. When I put it all back together, finally, after all these years, I decided to retire my floppy drive and took it out. It is the single part left over in my ever-evolving PC from it's original incarnation as a pentium 150mhz many years ago. Kind of made me sad.
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-10 : 08:42:07
like parting with an old and good friend, no?

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-11 : 04:22:53
I bought a new base unit a few months ago and it really confused wiffy as there was no floppy drive. I had to remind her what her memory stick was for!!


steve

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TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-11 : 08:39:10
quote:
Originally posted by elwoos

I had to remind her what her memory stick was for!!
My wife has a memory stick too. When I forget to do something she asks for, she beats me with it. (just kidding, sweetie)

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TG
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-11 : 12:26:04
quote:
When I forget to do something she asks for, she beats me with it.


LMAO - who says americans don't understand irony


steve

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