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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
 Posted - 2005-10-11 : 18:14:42
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| I have an idea for a new quiz as I haven't had a quiz for a while but it will need some co-operation from Tara, Jen and any other women that inhabit these forums.The idea is this - You each get one go at a chat up line, preferably one you've used, but it could be made upThen Jen, Tara etc. get to mark it out of 10 as to whether they think it would have worked on them if used by their current/last partner (or failing that, favourite film star)Who's up for it?steve-----------Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! |
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess
38200 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-11 : 19:05:53
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It sounds like fun! Do pick-up lines actually work? I guess it depends on how drunk she is.  Tara |
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SamC
White Water Yakist
3467 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-11 : 19:35:03
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| I posted, but erased it.Pick up line with a PUN on an inner join... |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-11 : 21:44:59
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do i smell "practice" for picking up women?  count me in... this is going to be fun...--------------------keeping it simple... |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 01:47:00
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"Yes I'm in the band, I'm the guitar player"Game over  Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 03:34:51
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3if you said drummer, you would have gotten 7 quote:
Originally posted by Merkin
"Yes I'm in the band, I'm the guitar player"Game over Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
--------------------keeping it simple... |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 05:10:20
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here are a couple standard i've seen guys use with no luck:you're eyes are so deep i could drown in them? - of course they are... piss off...hi! you want a drink? - not another moron...pick up lines if you ask me don't work by them self...you have to do it in a funny, relaxed way... and it depends on the situation  this is a scene my friend uses with a lot of success:goes to a group of women, says "hi ladies". they of course give him the annoying look.he smiles and says: "can you help me with something?" they usually say yes.then he goes: i've lost a small cute dog here have any of you seen it? can you help me find it?of course everyone knows there's no dog but most of the time this makes them laugh.then he completly switches the subject and talks to them a few minutes... 10 max.usually he comes back with 3 phone numbers... Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 05:50:11
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| Mladen, your friend is good Dater How about you? MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 07:23:25
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| gentleman never tells... let's put it this way... i'm still happily single... Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 07:37:35
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| Good Gentleman MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 08:51:31
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| Dont use lines have a dog with you.I cant tell you how many times I have had atractive gals walk up and strike up a conversation when I had my dog with me.And I am no Prize. Horses work even better but its difficult to get them in the back seat of your car. JimUsers <> Logic |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 08:54:54
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| Dogs work great.... week old babies work even better. It's amazing! I walked up to the shops a few times in the days after Miles came home, girls came running out of shops to see.Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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Seventhnight
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2878 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 09:09:24
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The difference is:With a baby - they assume you are taken, and are primarily interested in the babywith a dog - they assume you are the sensitive type (needing a companion... aka single) and they are interested in the dog & youmy theory at leastjen? tara?Corey Co-worker on children "...when I have children, I'm going to beat them. Not because their bad, but becuase I think it would be fun ..."  |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 09:30:46
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| that's true jim. but i was talking about a situation in a bar or at a party... maybe in US things work differently... here dogs or other animals don't really make girls flock to you Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 10:20:26
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| I did get drunk once and rode my horse into a Wyoming bar. It did not phase the bartender at all he just told me if he dumped I would be cleaning it up. I orderd a Tequila for me and a beer for my horse. ( he served us Too! )Come to think of it I did pick up a pretty gal that night. JimUsers <> Logic |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 10:24:13
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ROTFL!!!!  Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 13:51:03
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| Come to think of it when I was a kid we had a pet dog and he had great taste in women. All the ones I fancied he would leap on. Being Labrador size he was "difficult" to stop and it usually broke the ice at least when I "just about" managed to stop him from attacking their leg.As far as chat up lines go. I did once try to convince someone I was an alien. It worked for a while then I realised that the music was so loud she couldn't understand a word I was sayingMy best one is the one that got my now wife - Would you like a chocolate covered toe and a handful of jelly with a hamsters ear in it (and no I won't explain that other than to say that I mean Jelly as in the wobbly stuff that kids eat and not Jam as in what you put on toast for breakfast)steve-----------Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 15:18:53
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| "Which of you two girls is the heavier?"Much more fun than your limp-lines ... |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 15:58:20
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quote:
Originally posted by JimL
I orderd a Tequila for me and a beer for my horse. ( he served us Too! )
Jim, I thought it was Whiskey for the men and beer for the horses.---------------------------EmeraldCityDomains.com |
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
3279 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 16:04:41
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| I have a rough one, it's from the old days.You usually have to try it several times before it works though.1. Find a girl (or just sit in the bar and wait)2. "Hi!, you want to go to my place and have areal good .... ?!"3. Repeat 1.statistics say that the pickup rate is about 2% |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-10-12 : 21:58:51
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| yeah, girls adore dogs and women love dogs especially if they're still puppies, they're just adorableI for one can't keep my hands off puppies and dogs whenever I see one.They're very comforting and if a man walks his dog and spends time with it, then it tells us that he's caring and sensitive enough to know what his dog needs. And we assume that he'll take care of his woman like he treats his dog. Oh by the way, we know if you're just faking the "caring" stuff. Hey Corey, I think you use this approach a lot noh? --------------------keeping it simple... |
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