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X002548
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Posted - 2010-01-22 : 11:09:39
5 Minutes!!! Talk about Perf Tuning....



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SwePeso
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Posted - 2010-01-22 : 11:58:52
Congratulations to your daughter!



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Kristen
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Posted - 2010-01-22 : 12:29:10
Fabby news! Congratulations!
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webfred
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Posted - 2010-01-23 : 11:20:02
What is wrong here? Am I blind?
Where is the information that caused you to give congratulations?
I can't see anything and this 5 Minutes!!! Talk about Perf Tuning.... says nothing to me.


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Kristen
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Posted - 2010-01-23 : 11:37:27
I assumed Brett has some insider-information
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webfred
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Posted - 2010-01-23 : 11:46:31
Brett is often posting some stuff that I cannot understand...
But I will believe now that it is true.

Congratulations Tara!


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AndrewMurphy
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Posted - 2010-01-25 : 06:51:46
Webfred...some word association for you. obviously there's some offline conversations going on as well.

"I can't see anything and this 5 Minutes!!! Talk about Perf Tuning.... says nothing to me.
&
"Our baby girl will arrive on the 21st of this month. " from http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=138159

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webfred
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Posted - 2010-01-25 : 07:32:51
Thank you


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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 2010-01-27 : 19:50:13
quote:
Originally posted by webfred

Brett is often posting some stuff that I cannot understand...



"just a minute....just a minute....."

"I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours"



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tkizer
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Posted - 2010-01-28 : 16:57:20
Thanks everyone.

Brett does have insider information.

Madelyn Reese Kizer was born on January 21st: 8 pounds 14 ounces (two weeks early so she would have been nearing 10 pounds at my due date) and 21 inches long. The five minutes reference was about how quickly she came.

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khtan
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Posted - 2010-01-28 : 20:46:21
Congrats Tara.

come to think of it . . 5 minutes can be a bit scary


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Kristen
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Posted - 2010-01-29 : 02:52:04
.. so can 10 pounds!

Bit worried about this new ultra efficient planning system though ...

I seem to remember the first had a domain name registered within the hour .... pictures uploaded ...

... but www.MadelynKizer.com is trying to sell me all sorts of skates - if the kid a Pro already?

Has Planning not communicated with Ops?

Could be my old age though ... maybe kids get FacePlant for their 0th birthday present these days ....

Glad all went well. Enjoy the early years.
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X002548
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Posted - 2010-01-29 : 13:49:06
Yes but Tara has to run "Diagnostics" every 2 hours though...

Ahhh...The Amnesia


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tkizer
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Posted - 2010-01-29 : 15:08:41
quote:
Originally posted by khtan


come to think of it . . 5 minutes can be a bit scary



5 minutes was just the pushing part. I was in the hospital already, since it was a scheduled induction (regular delivery but induced via medication). We arrived at the hospital around 6:30am, started the process around 10am, was in painful labor until I got the epidural around noon. Doctor checked me around 1:45pm and out she popped at 1:49pm.

Too much information?

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tkizer
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Posted - 2010-01-29 : 15:09:58
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen


I seem to remember the first had a domain name registered within the hour .... pictures uploaded ...

... but www.MadelynKizer.com is trying to sell me all sorts of skates - if the kid a Pro already?



My husband said he picked up the domain name already, he just hasn't had time to work on it. I'll double-check with him though.

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DP978
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Posted - 2010-01-29 : 15:56:35
Grats :)
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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 2010-01-29 : 16:24:41
I had the fortune of having having all our children delivered either in the middle of the night...6:30 am is the end of the night...

But I'm not complaining...that would be....stupid....



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Kristen
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Posted - 2010-01-30 : 02:36:05
"Too much information?"

yes! but does no harm to remind men ... I found the conception exhausting!

"My husband said he picked up the domain name already, he just hasn't had time to work on it. I'll double-check with him though."

That's probably the one then ... its just holding with GoDaddy, so they'll be trying to sell skates until you upload some non-skating content
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russell
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Posted - 2010-01-30 : 09:12:14
Congratulations
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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 2010-01-31 : 21:46:09
Good Lord "Old People"

It's "TMI"

Get with it....

Who saw Niel Young on Conan's last show?

How BIG was THAT?

Getting any sleep yet Tara?




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