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sodeep
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

7174 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-18 : 16:58:28
There will be keyboard designed only for SQL server:
In QA:
1)CTRL+what -Books online
2)CTRL+del -Delete table (oops that's too eazy)

Here is one from Blindman:
"SQL Server 2016 allows keyboard-triggers, which fire every time you make a keystroke. But these will become obsolete when seat-based triggers are implemented in SQL Server 2018, which will fire every time you sit your ass down in the chair. Finally, we will be able to implement fully derriere-compliant database applications!"




Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-18 : 17:27:03
Those are just wrappers for .ASS methods, so you will be able to create stored procedures in any .ASS language.




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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-19 : 04:52:29
if you wish i can make you keyboard triggers now... for a fee
from which topic did you get this from?


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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-19 : 06:03:07
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=109016



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