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tripodal
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

259 Posts

Posted - 2008-01-09 : 13:21:37
The secret of life has actually been revealed.

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Spread the word.

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-01-09 : 13:28:02
where? where???

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tripodal
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

259 Posts

Posted - 2008-01-10 : 14:10:45
Right here, I notice your life is significanlty more meaningful then my own. I must endeavour to catch you.
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TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2008-01-10 : 15:22:30
If spirit1's life is more meaningful to you than your own life then you just have to stand up on your own 3 feet, look around you, and behold the significance that lies before your!

Wait a sec...you sound a lot like Stoad...hmm

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TG
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-01-10 : 16:55:08
quote:
Originally posted by TG

If spirit1's life is more meaningful to you than your own life then you just have to stand up on your own 3 feet, look around you, and behold the significance that lies before your!

Wait a sec...you sound a lot like Stoad...hmm

Be One with the Optimizer
TG



I don't think I ever saw Stoad post a SQL Server question or answer, and it looks like tripodal has.



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PSamsig
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

384 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-03 : 17:28:36
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
I don't think I ever saw Stoad post a SQL Server question or answer, and it looks like tripodal has.


He has in the past done both.

-- If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
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tripodal
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

259 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 10:35:52
I try, but somdays all I can manage is to say.
Resistance is Futile
You will service us.
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TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 10:49:38
<sigh>...I miss 7 of 9

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PSamsig
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

384 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 10:54:18
Watch 'Shark'

-- If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 10:55:29
you know... Counselor Troi was hotter to me


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tripodal
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

259 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 10:59:15
Everyone is entitled to thier own opinion.
But TOS had the most sexiness. There were hotties everywhere.

But if I had my choice. It would be Seven, or T'Pol.
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 11:02:47
you know... they both reek this new age pouty, breasty sexyness ...
Troi was that old school all-woman type of hot!



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jdaman
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

354 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 11:37:34
Hoshi should be in the list somewhere.
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 11:45:06
especialy in "in the mirror darkly 2"!

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 14:03:09
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1
...Troi was that old school all-woman type of hot!...



Too touchy feely for me. Stay out of my head!



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tripodal
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

259 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-20 : 14:05:41
You no longer have to stop yourself from saying the old girlfriends name, you have to Stopthink.
Ever think her kids might call her the "Thought Police"?
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-21 : 09:13:37
quote:
But if I had my choice. It would be Seven


I'll second that

As for Troi, her character was just irritating and mostly stated the blindingly obvious that it detracted significantly from any appeal as far as I was concerned.

Tasha Yar was my real fave can't believe they killed her off even if she did make the odd return later.

steve

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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-21 : 09:42:53
u yes tasha was hot. especially in that outfit when she slept with Data.... ufff

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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-21 : 10:08:19
speaking of data... yesterday i watched the episode "The measure of man"
where he stated that he has 93,132,257.5 gigabytes of memory and 60 teraflops of computing power.

for the late 24th century... that's not so much

current record is from wikipedia
quote:

On October 25, 2007, NEC Corporation of Japan issued a press release announcing its SX series model SX-9, claiming it to be the world's fastest vector supercomputer with a peak processing performance of 839 teraFLOPS. The SX-9 features the first CPU capable of a peak vector performance of 102.4 gigaFLOPS per single core.



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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-21 : 11:22:02
i want one.


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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-02-21 : 11:52:27
data or core?

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