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dinakar
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2507 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-04 : 16:59:55

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you meet a beautiful girl .
- Uzair Sait

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems , but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia !

Dinakar Nethi
SQL Server MVP
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Life is short. Enjoy it.
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http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/dinakar/

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-04 : 17:53:22

funny

einstein wasn't a genious for nothing

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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-04 : 18:21:54

here's my favorite quote from a physicist:

Physics is to mathematics as sex is to masturbation. --Richard Feynman

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dinakar
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2507 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-04 : 18:30:50

quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

here's my favorite quote from a physicist:

Physics is to mathematics as sex is to masturbation. --Richard Feynman

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Dinakar Nethi
SQL Server MVP
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Life is short. Enjoy it.
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http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/dinakar/

Doug G
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

331 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-04 : 20:15:54

Many of my favorite quotes are from this fellow -

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
--Mark Twain

"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

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Doug G
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-05 : 02:20:26

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you meet a beautiful girl .
- Uzair Sait"

reminds me of "Don't hit my brain its my second most favourite organ"

Kristen

madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-05 : 04:03:56

<<
reminds me of "Don't hit my brain its my second most favourite organ"
>>
Your own quote?

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-05 : 04:37:10

Yeah, but Woody Allen stole it from me for Sleeper!

madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-05 : 07:59:23

quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Yeah, but Woody Allen stole it from me for Sleeper!

Well. Then what would be your first most favourite organ?

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-05 : 08:08:08

quote:
Originally posted by madhivanan

quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Yeah, but Woody Allen stole it from me for Sleeper!

Well. Then what would be your first most favourite organ?

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail

The organ that is not available in his gender.

chiragkhabaria
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1907 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-06 : 01:39:38

Chirag

http://chirikworld.blogspot.com/

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-06 : 04:30:03

Quiz : What is the largest organ in your body ?

blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2007-05-06 : 09:24:00