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Kristen
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
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Posted - 2006-07-25 : 08:56:13
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you're bad kristen... BAD!!  Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 09:02:54
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"you're bad kristen... BAD!!"Is that good?  Kristen |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 09:18:57
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Originally posted by Kristenhttp://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68642 Blimey! Yet another ...
"this DateDiff is quite decieving if you don't check it properly"WTF!!!!MoronDamian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 09:21:00
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| in fairness, in the first link, the poster wanted to "spit" the values and insert them into the table, you guys "splitted" the stringhmm...do you think the accounts belong to the same person??--------------------keeping it simple... |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 09:32:04
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| New cadidate:http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=69484 |
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)
17689 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 09:32:14
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Thread 61920 is my favourate
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 09:36:09
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| I've had to have therapy for that one ... because it looks like you and I were typing to ourselves for days on end ...Kristen |
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2167 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 09:41:46
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Twit list? why not call it the OBINNA_EKE list?EDIT: hmmm. OBINNA_EKE is Finnish for "Get others to do your work" Help us help YOU!Read this blog entry for more details: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspx*need more coffee*SELECT * FROM Users WHERE CLUE > 0(0 row(s) affected) |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2006-07-25 : 14:12:15
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Originally posted by Merkin
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Originally posted by Kristenhttp://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68642 Blimey! Yet another ...
"this DateDiff is quite decieving if you don't check it properly"WTF!!!!MoronDamian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
I can't believe that I actually told him that 31 minus 1 really is 30.  That guy is a perfect fit for the Twit List. Just the right combination of cluelessness, inflated opinion of himself, and sense of indignant self-entitlement.The real problem with the Twit List will be keeping it to a reasonable size. We are operating in a target-rich environment.Edit: Now that I realize how really large this guy it, let me just point out that this was all Kristen's idea. http://www.nba.com/playerfile/obinna_ekezie/bio.htmlCODO ERGO SUM |
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Kristen
Test
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Posted - 2006-07-26 : 07:53:28
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| "ust the right combination of cluelessness, inflated opinion of himself, and sense of indignant self-entitlement.The real problem with the Twit List will be keeping it to a reasonable size. We are operating in a target-rich environment."Great prose MVJ |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2006-08-02 : 10:34:36
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| We have a winner:http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=69892"Look fine, just keep posting go read this article that article. I will go find the answer somewhere else. I just hope you dont ever need me to answer any qustions on any other forums because the answer is simple 'go read this article'. Frankly it could not be explained any simplier than it already has."CODO ERGO SUM |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2167 Posts |
Posted - 2006-08-02 : 12:38:59
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| kill me.no, wait. Kill HIMmuch betterFor fast help, follow this link:http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspxLearn SQLhttp://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp |
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Kristen
Test
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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master
3271 Posts |
Posted - 2006-08-03 : 08:19:36
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Allthough I agree with all you are saying and that I too have quite a few laughs going through the ramblings of some people, you should always keep in mind that we have all been there! But I guess perps of getting good at something is the right to mock everybody who sucks at it. All in good fun'eh? Lets just hope I don't post anything really stupid anymore  --Lumbago"Real programmers don't document, if it was hard to write it should be hard to understand" |
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Kristen
Test
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Posted - 2006-08-03 : 08:22:06
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| I don't entirely agree with you ... I think programming is about continuously learning. NOT learning is pretty bad, but as you say its easy to "not get it" initially, but not ATTEMPTING to learn, or being to smug to REALISE the need to learn, is fatal!Kristen |
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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master
3271 Posts |
Posted - 2006-08-03 : 08:59:44
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| All I'm saying is that even though some people seem to be ignorant bastards and totally reluctant to learning anything at all (and some of them are!!), it might just be that they don't understand that they are beeing helped. Take the dude in 69892 for example...I know exactly where he's coming from 'cause I've been there plenty of times but after vigourous efforts by you people he came around after a while and I'm sure he'll act differently the next time he needs help. And I'm not saying that the regulars here are anything but tremendous help for learners like myself, I'm just not a big fan of making fun of people that are hard learners.--Lumbago"Real programmers don't document, if it was hard to write it should be hard to understand" |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2006-08-03 : 09:33:43
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| maybe if they offered free bed when coming to a visit all would be ok Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2167 Posts |
Posted - 2006-08-03 : 10:04:05
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| I am proud of myself that i have not yet posted some convoluted, incomprehensible code, for a twit to run, that will eat their database, all backups, and make their hardware burst into flames from shame.For fast help, follow this link:http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspxLearn SQLhttp://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp |
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