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ajthepoolman
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

384 Posts

Posted - 2005-12-31 : 23:47:37
I saw the strangest thing today. I went to the store and bought some Bounce fabric softener sheets. On the box is a contest to win a washing machine or something. I read through the contest rules and saw something that caught me totally off guard.

"Potential Canadian winners required to correctly answer an arithmetical skill-testing question."

What the hell is up with that? You guys can't win a contest without doing some math? Why do they make you do this?

Thanks for helping me get some sleep!

Aj

Hey, it compiles.

Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General

1961 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-01 : 05:55:45
http://www.google.com/search?q=skill-testing-question
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skill_testing_question

or if you need something to help you sleep,

http://www.gaminglawmasters.com/jurisdictions/canada/SkillvsChanceOct2004.htm

Good job they don't ask questions that require search-engine usage skills, eh?
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-01 : 07:01:44
".. Getting the [arithmetical skill-testing] question wrong is also often not an obstacle to receiving the reward"

Fantastic!
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-01 : 13:28:36
That's pretty funny.

Thankfully, with today's abolishment of South Carolina's liquor mini-bottle law, the U.S. is now 100% free of ridiculous regulations.
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Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General

1961 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-01 : 14:51:49
quote:
the U.S. is now 100% free of ridiculous regulations.


Except the one that bans throwing snowballs in Topeka?
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

3279 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-01 : 16:01:10
[url="http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html"]
quote:
Originally posted by blindman

That's pretty funny.

Thankfully, with today's abolishment of South Carolina's liquor mini-bottle law, the U.S. is now 100% free of ridiculous regulations.

[/url]

Quite funny!
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-01 : 16:24:30
rocko, don't go to alaska then

especialy not in a plane

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
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ajthepoolman
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

384 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-01 : 19:47:05
quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Fribble

quote:
the U.S. is now 100% free of ridiculous regulations.


Except the one that bans throwing snowballs in Topeka?




Being from Topeka, I can tell you that the law is strictly enforced (when you throw them at police cruisers)

Hey, it compiles.
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-03 : 09:42:29
quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Fribble

quote:
the U.S. is now 100% free of ridiculous regulations.


Except the one that bans throwing snowballs in Topeka?


Kansans should not be allowed to throw snowballs. Except possibly at members of their local school boards.
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ajthepoolman
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

384 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-03 : 09:53:52
Or SQL programmers.

Hey, it compiles.
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-03 : 10:32:34
I had a sandball fight with the boatman when we stopped off at an "island" the size of a postage stamp the other week. Warmer than a snowball fight, granted, but just as unpleasant as snow down your collar when the sand gets down your trunks!

Kristen
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-03 : 11:55:10
quote:
Originally posted by blindman

That's pretty funny.

Thankfully, with today's abolishment of South Carolina's liquor mini-bottle law, the U.S. is now 100% free of ridiculous regulations.


If there are any more ridiculous regulations in the US, we can follow the lead of our South Park neighbors and blame Canada.

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada









CODO ERGO SUM
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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 2006-01-03 : 13:53:22
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/massachusetts/

Well, we can't use bullets as currency, but we can bring rifles to church. As a matter of fact, it is a good idea to not leave that rifle behind on Sundays....
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