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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
 Posted - 2005-09-24 : 06:03:40
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| http://bash.org/?546813<itior> XML is like violence, if it doesn't solve the problem, just use more.Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General
1961 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-24 : 06:32:10
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| I'm not laughing.What are bad analogies like? |
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
3279 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-24 : 18:07:12
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| It's more like getting your point across by constant repetition.Computers are dumb, but not that dumb, and they have great memory.I might agree in the context of adding more deadweight to a sinking ship to make it sink faster. |
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
4149 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-25 : 15:15:10
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| http://bash.org/?262417===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
3279 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-25 : 15:37:55
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Originally posted by graz
http://bash.org/?262417===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time.
*LOL*_____________________http://bash.org/?5273 |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-25 : 19:34:33
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAThat's goldDamian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
4149 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-25 : 20:49:07
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| They are all hilarious! I had to stop reading because I was laughing to hard I couldn't breathe.===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-25 : 21:13:54
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They are, I have the latest ones come through in an RSS feed  Rockmoose, the quote you have in your sig... that happened here at work the other day, took us an hour to find it.Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
3279 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-26 : 03:34:51
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Originally posted by Merkin
They are, I have the latest ones come through in an RSS feed Rockmoose, the quote you have in your sig... that happened here at work the other day, took us an hour to find it.Damian
Damn amnesia,I can't remember which quote you are talking about.Are you sure it was me ?It's a very funny site indeed  |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-26 : 03:48:47
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your sig in one of the posts here is a link to "the missing computer"if you think that's funny, imagine yourself always being asked that question by netadmins who are physically in the same room with the servers?netadmin: Hey Jen, do you know where server x is?Jen: I haven't been there in almost 2 months nownetadmin: but do you remember where it was the last time?Jen: ok, if my memory is correct and you haven't moved anything, check the machine inside the little room you have on your right coming from outside the main door, it should be right over the one next to the server ynetadmin: where's server y? --------------------keeping it simple... |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-26 : 06:04:48
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that site is just nuts... i'm laughing so hard my coworkers had to come and see what so funny... Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-26 : 06:44:16
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| this is just priceless... <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.--------------------keeping it simple... |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-26 : 14:30:04
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
3279 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-26 : 16:04:26
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Originally posted by X002548
Damn it's blocked here
So strict...Damn thought police. |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-26 : 19:44:19
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| Damn thoughtless police. |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-27 : 03:12:09
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| Hey Merkin, for some reason your link is blocked from here but Graz's isn't !!!!!steveFacts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-27 : 03:24:56
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| That's 'coz Merkin's is new ...... mate of mine went to see his old granny in the old peoples home recently. They spent so long together the Nurse invited him to tea.He sat at the "top table" and periodically during the meal one of the inmates would stand up, say a number, and then all the others would laugh hysterically.After a few of these my mate asked the nurse "What are they doing that makes them laugh so much?""Oh" said the nurse "they are telling jokes. They've heard them all before, so they've given them all numbers. Everyone remembers the punchline and it makes them laugh""Great!" said my mate, "Can I try one?""Sure"so he stands up and calls out "57"The inmates all roll around the floor laughing."That must have been a good one" my mate said to the nurse"Yes" she said "they haven't heard that one before!" |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-27 : 07:54:31
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| Way to ruin a joke Kristen!Damian"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-27 : 10:39:38
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| That ?546813 you told is the funniest thing I've heard in years .... </thud> |
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nathans
Aged Yak Warrior
938 Posts |
Posted - 2005-09-27 : 11:18:00
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| Wow. This is wrong on so many levels.[url]http://bash.org/?78522[/url]Nathan Skerl |
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