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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
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 Posted - 2005-06-30 : 15:33:21
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A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly. "I know what the Bible means!"His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"The son replied, "I do know!""Okay," said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean.""That's easy, Daddy... It stands for 'Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth."Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  |
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MichaelP
Jedi Yak
2489 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-30 : 15:47:04
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| Ha!@ Good one!<Yoda>Use the Search page you must. Find the answer you will.</Yoda> |
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jhermiz
3564 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-30 : 15:50:32
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Hmm, I don't find that one that funny, I see the acronym but how is this a joke ?
Keeping the web experience alive -- [url]http://www.web-impulse.com[/url]Imperfection living for perfection -- [url]http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/[/url] |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-30 : 15:53:04
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| oh, come on... the ingenuity of the kid, maybe??Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-01 : 01:34:48
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With the added implication of "Basic" meaning "Beginners All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code" ?  Kristen |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-01 : 03:59:07
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| I like this one [url]http://austin.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html[/url]steveAlright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-01 : 04:12:39
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a good one, indeed...  Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-01 : 08:37:05
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Hmm, I don't find that one that funny, I see the acronym but how is this a joke ?
Don't go getting your dander up jon, There was no insult implied. The joke was in the word play.As a matter of fact as a Christian I find it a very accurate description of the Bible.JimUsers <> Logic |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-01 : 09:35:55
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| Person A calls the telephone operator: Person A : "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?" Operator: "Just a minute..." Person A : "Thank you." Person A got his answer and cut off the line. MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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jhermiz
3564 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-01 : 09:50:01
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Originally posted by JimL
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Hmm, I don't find that one that funny, I see the acronym but how is this a joke ?
Don't go getting your dander up jon, There was no insult implied. The joke was in the word play.As a matter of fact as a Christian I find it a very accurate description of the Bible.JimUsers <> Logic
Wasn't insulted I just didn't find it funny is all :).
Keeping the web experience alive -- [url]http://www.web-impulse.com[/url]Imperfection living for perfection -- [url]http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/[/url] |
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
3279 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-04 : 19:58:52
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| I like Steve's joke. That was good, very good.Mladen, sorry, bad boring joke, yawn, yawn again.Madhivanan, bwahahahaha, that was soooo bad, it was almost good.Jhermiz, let's hear a good one then...This, i think, is mediocre;A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recentlyreceived letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:Dear Mary,I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.Love, John---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc.In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies.There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:Dear John,I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please takeyour picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.Take Care, Mary |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-04 : 20:55:44
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| Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"--------------------keeping it simple... |
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jhermiz
3564 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-04 : 23:28:27
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Originally posted by jen
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"--------------------keeping it simple...
HahahahHusband: "Here wash these..what's for dinner..."Wife "Dont use me ... I'm no trophy wife!!!"Husband: "What contest in hell did I win"
Keeping the web experience alive -- [url]http://www.web-impulse.com[/url]Imperfection living for perfection -- [url]http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/[/url] |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-05 : 02:10:15
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| A man was standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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nathans
Aged Yak Warrior
938 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-06 : 16:06:33
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| Why are married women fatter than single ones? The single woman comes home, sees what's in the fridge, and goes to bed. The married one comes home, sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge. |
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ajthepoolman
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
384 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-07 : 00:18:12
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| My wife told me to take the garbage out. I told her I already did. She said then go keep an eye on it!A classic from the late Rodney Dangerfield.Aj |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-11 : 21:04:10
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| Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly statesthat I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket andtelephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".--------------------keeping it simple... |
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AndyB13
Aged Yak Warrior
583 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-12 : 02:59:24
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Woman standing nude, looks in her bedroom mirror and says to her husband:"I look horrible, fat and ugly please pay me a compliment"Husband replies:"Your eyesights spot on!!"Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder  |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-13 : 02:53:38
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| Grandpa? ... What is Sex? A 5-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard, and asked him, "Grandpa, what is sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, she was old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?" The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs."--------------------keeping it simple... |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2005-07-13 : 03:07:38
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The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be readyin just a couple of secs."
ROTFL MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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