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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 05:16:24
We have someone new starting in a week or two and I am looking for some inspiration.

There has been some discussion about the usual first day pranks - sending them out for a left handed screwdriver, a long stand or some striped paint - but we want something with more of an IT flavour.

Anyone have any suggestions or good ideas?

thanks

steve

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Deja Moo - The feeling you've heard the same bull before.

webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

8781 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 05:51:16
send him out for a W-LAN CABLE.
edit: typo (damned)

No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 05:55:55
quote:
Originally posted by webfred

send him out for a W-LAN CABLE.


No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.



LOL


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master

3271 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 10:05:29
...or a crossed hyperlink maybe?

- Lumbago
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Albert Einstein
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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master

3271 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 10:06:35
a chain of hyperlinks might be better

- Lumbago
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Albert Einstein
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 10:22:54
quote:
send him out or a W-LAN CABLE.


That's evil - I love it

quote:
a chain of hyperlinks


Another cracker - keep them coming please

steve

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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 10:27:42
Go and get some W-LAN cable and hyperlink them to the server


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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Transact Charlie
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3451 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 10:53:37
Well it might not be so much of a prank as they seem to exist:

http://entertec.manufacturer.globalsources.com/si/6008801241301/pdtl/Coaxial-cable/1011053175/WLAN-Cable.htm
http://entertec.manufacturer.globalsources.com/si/6008801241301/LargeImage/WLAN-Cable-with/product_id-1011053169/action-GetProduct.htm

Anit got a clue what they are for though.


Charlie
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-26 : 12:41:28
"Well it might not be so much of a prank as they seem to exist:"

Now THAT is hilarious!
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2010-03-30 : 01:55:47
As a kid my uncle worked briefly in a hospital cleaning up and doing odd jobs.

A nurse once sent him to the supply room to fetch a box of fallopian tubes. :)


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